The Quotable Nunemaker and Other Stories

"You can just keep that out all night."

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:00:00 -0400

“You can just keep that out all night.”

- Chas

"they should give you the choice of the rest of the head…"

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 17:59:38 -0400

“they should give you the choice of the rest of the head…”

- joe

Amber clarifys

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 17:58:00 -0400

Waiter: Do you want soup or salad with your entrée?
Chas: What are my options?
Amber: SOUP OR SALAD.

"Getting a project 100% right is very hard and time consuming. But getting the project 95% there is..."

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 09:14:39 -0400

“Getting a project 100% right is very hard and time consuming. But getting the project 95% there is pretty quick. The next 5% percent can take a long time, though. The question for you is whether the distance between 95% and perfection is worth the investment.”

- my only quibble…I’d replace “5%” with “4.999999999 repeating %” because by definition, nothing can be perfect. There’s an asymptote at “Perfect.”

grundyhome.com

"the opposite of the word professional is not unprofessional, but rather technician."

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 08:50:08 -0400

“the opposite of the word professional is not unprofessional, but rather technician.”

- Design View / Andy Rutledge - The Opposite of Professional

"Muxtape will be unavailable for a brief period while we sort out a problem with the RIAA."

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 23:04:15 -0400

“Muxtape will be unavailable for a brief period while we sort out a problem with the RIAA.”

- That took a lot longer then I thought it would…

Muxtape (via chas)

"The first two years he was executing Willingham’s game plan better than Willingham could. Last..."

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 23:03:43 -0400

“The first two years he was executing Willingham’s game plan better than Willingham could. Last year he overestimated himself and underestimated the task at hand.”

- I’m sure he wants to see it not hear it —

DemotivateUs.com - The Best Demotivational Posters

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 18:43:25 -0400

DemotivateUs.com - The Best Demotivational Posters

Chas sent me this… via bitsandpieces.us

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 11:26:20 -0400

Chas sent me this…

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Is that…brush script? Classy!

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 08:31:21 -0400

Is that…brush script? Classy!

"You know I don’t like to be behind stupid people!"

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 07:50:52 -0400

“You know I don’t like to be behind stupid people!”

- liz, on why she didn’t want to drive across campus on move in day.

"Like pets that you eat!"

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:35:36 -0400

“Like pets that you eat!”

- Mo Rocca describes cattle on Wait…Wait, don’t tell me.

Submitted without comment. George Bush learns some traditions of...

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:31:05 -0400

Submitted without comment.

George Bush learns some traditions of beach volleyball | Olympics blog | Los Angeles Times

"It is a new academic year and time for new issues of the Athletic Compliance Office’s newsletter,..."

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 08:57:26 -0400

“It is a new academic year and time for new issues of the Athletic Compliance Office’s newsletter, The Irish Interpreter.”

- From a recent campus email.

There is a point where the title of your newsletter succombs to over-thinking. “Athletic Compliance Newsletter” would probably have worked just as well.

I told Liz two weeks ago that it was inevitable that there would...

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:13:28 -0400

I told Liz two weeks ago that it was inevitable that there would be people in the US who would be honestly curious if the Russians had moved tanks into Atlanta. I wasn’t kidding.

Geography Fail « FAIL Blog: Pictures and Videos of Owned, Pwnd and Fail Moments

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Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:33:55 -0400

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"Thank you very much Mr. O’conner for providing us with the name & phone number of who to..."

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:33:33 -0400

“Thank you very much Mr. O’conner for providing us with the name & phone number of who to contact about this printing job. Thanks [Redacted]”

- Spell my frigging name right! It’s IN THE EMAIL YOU’RE RESPONDING TO.

"Note: If your Pick Set Name is obscene your Pick Set may be removed permanently."

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:41:00 -0400

“Note: If your Pick Set Name is obscene your Pick Set may be removed permanently.”

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Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:33:13 -0400

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6. De Nieuwe Molens - Octopus I (via MarcDuiker)

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 13:45:08 -0400

6. De Nieuwe Molens - Octopus I (via MarcDuiker)